The Bacon Question

Is it possible, for those who have tried it, not to like bacon?

And why does bringing home the bacon mean achieving success? Is the backside/back of the pig more successful than, say, the shoulder?

If i were to eat only bacon, would I be the most successful person in every aspect? (Actually, even I can answer that: I’d most probably be dead)

This might sound quite stupid to you. I don’t care. You should probably study the philosophy of bacon more. But of course you’re probably to occupied with nonsense like history, geography, grammar.

Shame on you.

Anyway, if you like bacon so much that you want it on your screen (no worries, removable), go to ~Mmmm, Bacon~.


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